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Sunday, May 04, 2008

Sunday Plan Of Action

OK the plans are set. In stone. No turning back now!!!

High tide is at 8 AM. More or less. So Ill be at the ramp between 7 and 8 AM. More or less. Then I leave the dock on a slack / outgoing tide. To the offshore hunting grounds.

Once the depth finder reads about 250 feet I look at the water to note its color. It should be deep blue. And then the fun begins!!!!

I have to look for birds. Birds indicate fish. I also have to look for crap floating in the water. Crap floating in the water (bodies, sea weed, shipping pallets, tarps, whatever) attract fish.

Anyhow - spy reports have indicated the following three species are hitting the bait.

1. King Mackerel.

2. Black Fin Tuna.

3. Dolphin


Ill take any of the above, but if I could pick I would pick the tuna first, then the dolphin. A bonus yellow fin tuna would totally rock! But the yellow fin is a long shot. A very VERY long shot. Even longer than anything listed above. To be honest, I would stand a better chance finding sunken Spanish treasure than a yellow fin tuna.

Actually catching anything is sort of a shot in the dark. My track record for catching anything is dismal.

Either there are no fish in the ocean, or I suck at fishing. I am still trying to figure out which is the case.

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Blogger Cheesemeister said...

Maybe the fish are using Iguana Detectors and are hiding!

02:44  
Anonymous krok90 said...

The Lazy,

Some people just suck at fishing. I put myself in that class. Now my brother can catch anything. I think it might be because he wears a fishing outfit. Pockets all over his shirt, waterproof pants, a fishing hat. Perhaps you need to change your wardrobe.

21:38  
Anonymous krok82 said...

Dude,

Philadelphia is all black and they will kill you. Do not go there, please believe me.

21:42  
Blogger Bee Repartee said...

Isn't #3 a Mahi Mahi?

00:45  
Blogger Bee Repartee said...

Okay, I did a .jpg hover and it is a mahi mahi. I know cause that's what they look like on the Red Lobster menu.

00:46  
Blogger Fred said...

Did you catch one of each?

21:07  

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