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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Funny And Not Funny

This just in! I decided to change posts.

I had posted a terrible horrible joke. I may even repost it later. It was funny. In a way. It is one of those "you know you are not supposed to laugh at it but it is just so darn funny you laugh and do not really care what other people may think" jokes. Kind of like this.

See you KNOW you are not supposed to think this is funny. But what can you do? It IS funny! So you laugh. I know you are laughing now. And you are saying I am horrible for posting it. I am horrible, but YOU are the one laughing at it! So we are BOTH horrible. And since you are not horrible it means I am not either. See how that works out?

Now lets switch gears to something that we can ALL AGREE is NOT FUNNY. Not even a little bit.

This is a photo of Miami Beach Marina.

Now the marina does not normally look like this. That big ass rusty nasty old POS freighter is not normally "docked" there. It lost power and steering and rammed into the seawall. As you can see it broke the seawall.

A friend of mine keeps his boat at this marina. Guess where his slip is? Ill give you a hint - you can see the slip in this photo. Sort of. The slip is a little bit obscured.

Another hint you ask?? OK. The freighter is what is obscuring the slip.

Need another hint? The slip is UNDER the keel of the freighter.

His boat WAS on a lift. Minding its own business. Getting crapped on by birds. And then the freighter hit the marina seawall, and came to a stop right on top of what used to be the boat lift.

The boat that was on the lift was damaged, as you can imagine. It was pushed off the lift and probably hit a bunch of crap.

Not a very good way to start off the week huh? That really sucks.

Hope your week is going better.

My boat is OK. It lives on a trailer - far away from any freighters.

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Blogger Daisy said...

Stupid freighter! I hope he gets in big, big trouble for doing that.

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Daisy - I just hope someone gets a VERY generous settlement! That freighter better have some excellent insurance.

Blogger Fuzz said...

Them big guys always think they can push other folks around.

Blogger Cheesemeister said...

I guess I'm really, really messed up. That top video reminded me of this.
It's X rated but I found it far more humorous than sexual. I guess some people think such things are hot...whatever! You run into some seriously strange shit when trying to find porn to promote!


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