Words Of Wisdom
So you are at an Asian place getting food. And when your bill arrives there is a fortune cookie. Even though fortune cookies are an American invention and about as Chinese as my ass is. But whatever.
I derailed my own words of wisdom. It happens often. Trust me.
But the fortune sucks! It is something lame like "you will have great fortune" or Happiness is yours" or something generic and cheesy.
You can ALWAYS make such a lame fortune better by adding "in bed" to the end of it.
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