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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Words Of Wisdom

So you are at an Asian place getting food. And when your bill arrives there is a fortune cookie. Even though fortune cookies are an American invention and about as Chinese as my ass is. But whatever.

I derailed my own words of wisdom. It happens often. Trust me.

But the fortune sucks! It is something lame like "you will have great fortune" or Happiness is yours" or something generic and cheesy.

You can ALWAYS make such a lame fortune better by adding "in bed" to the end of it.



Blogger M@ said...

My favorite fortune: The use of prophylactics may prevent the spread of H.I.V. and AIDS.

Blogger Scarlet W. Blue said...

The use of prophylactics may prevent the spread of H.I.V. and AIDS IN BED.

Yes, we always add "in bed" to our fortunes, too.

Blogger Lily Strange said...

Many a year ago my brother went with his class (junior high I believe) to a Chinese restaurant. The restaurant sold these humorous fortune cookies with sayings like "the bathroom is the place where a man can hold his own." My brother and one of his friends wanted to buy a box of the cookies, but their teacher wouldn't let them.


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