You Have A Better Bear Story That Is True??
My great bear story only got three comments.
Imagine that. Had I made up a bear story it would have sucked - but it would have probably generated dozens of comments.
But the REAL bear story gets three comments.
So lets hear YOUR real bear story! Is it as good? Does it involve hippies and Russians and federal agents, a funky green substance, and food from a dumpster - but NOBODY gets arrested, mauled, drunk on vodka (although I suspect the Russian bear handler guys may have been dipping into the Stoli), sick, poisoned, or end up dead?
Probably not. NO bear story contains all these elements. Except mine.
And that is how you know it is true. Nobody would make that up. Nobody could make that up. Not even me.
It really is true. As amazing as that might seem.
There is also a tiger story. But I was not hanging out at the crazy place when the tigers were there. Too bad, I would have really liked that.