This page best viewed with

A Book By CM. Click To Get A Copy

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets
Created by OnePlusYou

No Rights Reserved. Take Anything You Want, But If You Steal Any Text Link To Here.

Send Your Hate Mail To


Sloth:Very High

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

King Gambrinus - Patron Saint of beer.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

People Unclear On The Concept

The "Polar Bear Club". Also known as "a bunch of idiots who jump into freezing cold water, in a lame attempt to look cool".

Mostly members of the club are old fat white guys. Or drunken frat boys. Or idiots who were "dared" to do it.

Now since this tradition was invented by the old fat white guys (old fat black guys do not generally live in places where water freezes over outside) - the tradition is to WADDLE into the frozen water. Much like a walrus, only less evolved for the conditions.

But some people are unclear on the concept.

So what did we learn here?

Jumping into a frozen over pond is a BAD IDEA! Of course I already know this. And I have never seen a frozen over pond. But something would have told me "this is a bad idea".

Lesson 2 is that it is funny when it is NOT you.


Blogger Dusty said...

Sweet friggin jaysus..did he rupture himself?

The language is not english, so that means this group of fucktards are somewhere else in the universe..thank god.

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Dusty - it sounds like an Eastern European language. If I had to guess I would guess Poland or the Czech Republic. But it also could have been Russia (or one of the former states of the USSR). Maybe even Romania or Hungary.

It does not sound like a Germanic language.

Anyhow I would nail it down to Eastern Europe.

I like how the person filming it just laughs. Without moving the camera. THAT was awesome.

Blogger Dusty said...

A good belly laugh at his friends idiocy. ;)

Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are speaking Russian.

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

RUSSIAN! I was close. I had the general region nailed down.

Do you know what they were saying? Other than "what a dumb ass".

Blogger Lily Strange said...

There's a group that does this in Boulder Reservoir every year. And most of them are older guys. I always think "cardiac arrest!"
I like sitting in the hot tub and then jumping into a regular swimming pool. It's kind of a good brisk feeling. But jumping into sub freezing water does NOT appeal!

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

There are people that face plant on a slab of ice every year? Video tape that shit and put it on You Tube!!


Post a Comment

<< Home