People Unclear On The Concept
The "Polar Bear Club". Also known as "a bunch of idiots who jump into freezing cold water, in a lame attempt to look cool".
Mostly members of the club are old fat white guys. Or drunken frat boys. Or idiots who were "dared" to do it.
Now since this tradition was invented by the old fat white guys (old fat black guys do not generally live in places where water freezes over outside) - the tradition is to WADDLE into the frozen water. Much like a walrus, only less evolved for the conditions.
But some people are unclear on the concept.
So what did we learn here?
Jumping into a frozen over pond is a BAD IDEA! Of course I already know this. And I have never seen a frozen over pond. But something would have told me "this is a bad idea".
Lesson 2 is that it is funny when it is NOT you.