Out To Sea

Everything is packed. I do not think I forgot anything. And if I did forget anything - I either do not need it OR I can buy it in Key West.

Here is what is the master plan is!!!

1. The ship leaves port at 16:00 TODAY! Ill be at the port by 12:30, so I can get on board and get slightly tossed before the boat moves. I have to get up early (CRAP!!!) to run by the house the airport to get some stuff. I also have to run by a Walgreens or CVS to get some stuff. Like sunscreen and a disposable waterproof camera. And stuff.

2. Friday I am in Key West. I called Fury Tours directly and booked the snorkeling trip. The Fury is a 60 foot catamaran sailboat. This is what I need the waterproof camera for! After the trip is over, Ill have a little time to walk stumble around Key West. After the sailboat trip I will be thirsty. Saltwater does that to you. I will be in need of a watering hole. And by "watering hole" I mean someplace with decent beer flowing out of kegs. By the cubic yard.

3. Saturday I am in MEXICO! I have not booked ANY shore excursion for Mexico yet. I WANT to visit the ancient ruins of Tulum. How cool is that?!?! Ancient ruins! Are you kidding!?!? IM THERE! I am also going to drink the water - because everyone says not to. SCREW THEM! What does "everybody" know anyway? Ill show them!

4. Sunday is a "fun day at sea". This means the whole day I am at sea! No port of call to get in the way of me going to the ship casino. At least this is the plan the cruise line has! That is where the "fun" comes in. It is "fun" for the company because EVERYONE ON BOARD is a captive audience, with nowhere to go and nothing to do. Except shop. And drink. And play video poker. But after the Mexican water experience, I may just spend the day on the shitter. It will save me money.

5. Monday I arrive back in Miami. All good things must come to an end.

I am not taking the laptop - but I may just spend some time in the public computer lounge on the boat! So keep checking back here for stuff. I might even post a few drunken comments on other blogs from sea!

But if not, then on Monday Ill put something here. Maybe a post-cruise "HA HA I had all this fun while you were at home" gloating post or something.

And I will begin the work making some pages on lazyiguana.org for the photos I will take.

Sooooo.....I suppose that is it! All that is left to do is make a beer offering to Poseidon. I will do this once I get on the boat and get some beer. Everytime I go out on my boat if I FORGET to make a slight beer offering to Poseidon - the suction cup drink holder thingies come loose causing A LOT of beer to spill. Spilled beer means I was not able to drink it.