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Saturday, June 09, 2007

Free Shit

Here is a tip I got from reading comments left to this blog.

FROSTWIRE. Google it. Download it. Install it. Get free shit. All sorts of free shit. Frostwire looks a lot like Limewire, but seems to work better. Get audio files, video files, documents, pictures, programs, and whatever.

I am suspicious of what one would find by searching video and picture files. Really. Now what video files might one look for on a P2P network? This totally baffles me. But if I had to guess, and this is just a shot in the dark really, I would guess PORN. Probably lots and lots and tons and terrabytes of porn. But that is just a guess. I am probably wrong. Maybe people are downloading innocent stuff like this. I promise it is not dirty. Unless YOU are the pervert with the dirty mind.

Gotta love 1970s British "childrens" TV shows. That naughty BBC! Pretty funny however. The censors must have been REALLY high. But you know, England is really close to The Netherlands, and everyone knows that in Amsterdam you can get some of the finest pot on the planet. If you can not get stoned out of your gourd in Amsterdam, you really did not try hard enough. Ask the cops where the best pot is - they will point you to their favorite coffee shop.

Anyway - so now everyone knows about Frostwire. But the video file posted here is from You Tube. They make it easy to post videos. The video has nothing at all to do with Frostwire, I just thought it was funny as shit and wanted to post it. I have been waiting for a reason to post it for some time now.

Guttermouth made a bunch of stuff that is an excellent candidate for future Iguana Music features. Stay tuned. But for now the Iguana Music remains the same.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Balls, twangers, wangers and guttersnipes. It's really confusing around here...oh I finally got around to doing your tag

Anonymous Herr whacker said...

The Lazy,

I normally just use my Hooter's calendar I never thought about having a banging song.

I'm going to look into that freewire stuff.

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Ba Doozie - the British are wacky indeed. The tag really was optional, I only did it because I got double tagged and did not feel like making something up on my own.

Whacker - Everyone needs a banging song. Mine is In-A-Godda-Da-Vida the long version by Iron Butterfly followed by "Achilles Last Stand" by Led Zeppelin followed by Beethoven's 9th Symphony. That usually gives me enough time. Jane did have some lovely maracas however. For her I might have to add the entire album "Electric Ladyland" by Jimi Hendrix. Both CDs. And then just for good measure set the CD changer on "repeat".

Blogger Cheesemeister said...

My buddies and I once found a really funny gay porn vid. One of the participants was a guy in a bear suit. Your video wasn't directly that dirty, but there were some implications.
I'm not sure about a banging song at the moment but some wanking songs include I Touch Myself by the Divinyls (obvious!) and Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Blogger Herr Krokodil said...

The Lazy,

I hope the Cubans haven't killed you. Where is your Sunday post?

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was just thinking the same thing...and I haven't seen you over at Herrs in awhile, I miss your snarky comments. Please don't make me cry by disappearing. Do you really want that hanging over your head?

Anonymous Emma The Church Lady said...

Oh, this is sick. I am going to hit you all with my oversized purse.

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

CM - I would hope that bear suit was burned after the movie was shot. You also forgot "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors.

Krokodil - the Sunday post is late. But it is here.

Ba Doozie - I am going to blog hop after dinner

Emma - the video is innocent and never shows anything offensive. Your mind must be in the gutter.

Blogger Cheesemeister said...

I am so dense that my 17 year old son had to point out to me that Turning Japanese was about wanking!
I am also so dense that I was 40 years old before a friend pointed out to me that the song "Afternoon Delight" was about sex.
Yet, conversely, my son often accuses me of having a filthy mind for finding sexual connotations in everything. Go figure!


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