Situation (Not The Yaz Song)
OK what do you do if you find yourself in this situation?
You are riding a beautiful white horse. To your right side is a drop off. On your left there are a bunch of ostriches being chased by a lion. And if this is not enough - in front of you there is a herd of gazelles that will not get out of your way, and behind you is a stampede of other horses.
How do you get yourself out of this highly dangerous situation?
Ill let you mull that one over for a bit.
It is looking more and more like I will not be able to get out for Columbus Day. Not really that big of a deal really - it is a madhouse. Finding a place to launch the boat from would be a pain in the ass anyway. If I can not find a crew tomorrow then oh well. Ill just go out some other day, when the bay is not full of madness and mayhem.
Which by the way, are two of my favorite M words. The rest are foul and unfit for publication on the internet. Yea I know that 99% of the internet is porn, and of the remaining 1% - 99% of that are Nigerian email scams. But lets not sully the internet even more by contaminating the .01% that is not porn or Nigerian email scams with foul M words.
And now, video clips of stupid people doing stupid shit - and paying the price. Stupid is not free. It has a cost. Usually measured in pints of blood and/or a hospital bill.
Oh yea - the answer to the situation is......
GET YOUR DRUNK ASS OFF THE MERRY GO ROUND!
Labels: stupid stuff
posted by The Lazy Iguana @ 01:23
3 Comments:
I have no idea why you would ask such a weird question about white horses.
If I was riding a white horse, I would just stop dead in the tracks and let everything else run over me because riding white horses is weird
Dang it! I was going to say I'd get out my communicator and have Scotty beam me up. But apparently I was just drinking way too much Saurian brandy and probably hitting on Mr. Spock.
My drunk ass was on a merry-go-round once..
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