Skippered
I invented a new verb. Skippered. An alternative version of this new verb is "skippering", but that form is not as commonly used.
Here is what the verb means. Skippered - the act of Skipper the cat getting into something, usually human food.
Examples of use.
OH SHIT, the new loaf of bread I just bought got skippered. (past tense)
Hey you furry little bastard, don't you dare think about skippering that pizza!! (future)
Your food is getting skippered! (present)
Leave that food there unguarded, and it will get skippered!! (future)
I can no longer just leave a loaf of bread out. If I do, there is a good chance I will find the loaf on the floor, a small hole chewed through the bag, and some of the slices inside the bag molested.
I have taken to just tossing out the slices in question. To hell with it. Skipper has all his shots.
Also - I have learned to hide the Chinese take out in the oven. Little shit has not figured out how to open the oven yet.
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posted by The Lazy Iguana @ 05:03
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We have decided on a name for the rookie cat....
StinkerBell
She has an eating disorder, and is much like skipper in that she will hunt and destroy, mostly garbage. I am growing weary of it already.
Sometimes the bags of tortillas at our house get "Harleyed"!
They don't seem to understand "Yours" and "Mine" when it comes to food. Hey, I never try to take theirs.
Doozie - When the kitten becomes a cat, they get lazier. Enjoy the fun while you can.
Daisy - Skipper likes bread, french fries (BK fries are his favorite), and all sorts of non cat foods. He is strange.
Fuzz - They know all about "their" food. "Their" food goes in the small stainless steel bowls, which are on the large desk near the 6 gallon fish tank. However they do not understand the concept of "my" food.
P.E. was the champion of Skippering. I have this bad habit of eating my meals sitting on the couch. That cat had no shame in his game. He'd come right up and stick his face or his paw into my plate. No amount of yelling, shoving him away or swatting him made any difference. His last hurrah on this earth was stealing a chicken drumstick from me!
They got our bread last nite.
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