Don't Talk, Watch!
This is the BEST EVER movie intro. You know how they always put up some lame jingle to remind you the lobby sells over priced snacks and soda and shit? Oh yea they also play a reminder to all the morons that other people are there to watch a movie and might not want you to be talking or whatever? Well check out this intro!
Awesome huh? I thought so. This is perfect. They should play it before EVERY movie. Don't talk. watch! Perfect.
There is also some good advice about not pulling out your penis unless you really have to. Indecent exposure is a class 2 felony. According to the singing snacks anyway.
And now - MOVIE REVIEW! What is THE BEST zombie movie ever? I would vote for Shaun Of The Dead.
We all know the plot. Something crazy happens, and suddenly the streets are full of zombies that crave human flesh. Invariably some humans are not zombified and have to deal with the madness. And in all these movies, it seems that the only way to "kill" the undead is to smack em in the noggin with something.
So there you go. All this happens in Shaun Of The Dead. But it is more of a comedy than a "serious" zombie movie. As if you can have a "serious" zombie movie.
Shaun is something is a loser. But a loser with a hot looking girlfriend. Who dumps his lame ass. And slowly all around Shaun something screwy is going on. But Shaun does not seem to notice. And when he finally does notice Shaun decides to get his mother, rescue his ex-girlfriend, and then......go back to his flat. NO stay at his girlfriend's flat. NO go to the pub! Yea, the pub! Perfect.
Great zombie movie. Best one ever. Totally cool. 4 tail whips for this one. Not because it is "great" or deep or anything, but because it is a great take on the zombie movie genre.
Labels: ATHF, movie review, zombies
posted by The Lazy Iguana @ 01:34
12 Comments:
The Boy invariably walks up behind me when I start watching a nasty clip. He comes out of the woodwork. Maybe you should provide ratings with your clips? So I didn't get to finish it and then I'll probably forget
I wish they had sung about no using cell phones to talk or play video games on but other than that, they hit the nail on the head with that video.
ok, that was great. those dudes are mucho more effective than the kind little snacks. I'm with ed, they need to address cell phones and stupid teenagers. But I'm so glad they covered crinkling wrappers. Such talent!
By the way, I need you to investigate the claim on that exhibit being chinese prisoners. Now I'm all aflutter and I have to know if it's true!
OMG. That f'in' rules!
I think they used to play that clip at AMC South Dade 8. Maybe that is one of the reasons the closed the place. Don't get me wrong no one misses it.
If you liked Shaun of the Dead - you'll love Hot Fuzz it's excellent. Si and I saw it when it came out and almost hurt ourselves laughing and we've just got it on DVD - it stands repeated watching.
Ba Doozie - This blog did manage to get a NC-17 rating. Your blog managed to get a R rating (or something). I think those ratings are harsh.
Ed - it is the perfect "get some snacks then sit down, shut the fuck up, and watch the movie" trailer.
Doozie Again - I think the gumdrop singing thing would cram a cell phone up someone's ass. They could have added that to the song.
McBunni - it does. When I saw that at the movies I about shit myself.
KO4E - they had a theater down there? Anyway, this was actually the opener to "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters". It was the best part of the movie.
Jane - I added Hot Fuzz to my list. It is going to be released in the USA next month. Shaun Of The Dead was by FAR the most excellent zombie film ever. EVER. I am still laughing at some parts.
I was talking about a crack in the door and I got a PG13 rule. CANT say crack!!!
I try not to say ANYTHING unless the person is talking to me, then it's no holds barred.
Crack crack crack crack-a-dy crack crack.
Take that blog ratings thing!
If the people in the movie are talking to you, then you have major problems and should probably run for President. You may win. Look at the guy we have now.
Great video. It would be nice if those guys were ushers at some of the local theaters.
The zombie movie with the best soundtrack is still Return of the Living Dead.
I wonder if that blog ratings thing has an X rating. Myself and the Porno Blog crew were upset that our Porno Blog didn't get an X rating!
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